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Everyone has their own list of songs that are “so-good-they’re-bad”. But sometimes, those songs are actually just TERRIBLE and should not be played in public.
Here’s a list of songs that will probably get you thrown out of a party. But if not, it will at the very least minimize your social circle.
1) The Thong Song – Sisqo
A modern masterpiece filled with amazing lyrical insights this 90s tune (which I still, and always will know all the lyrics) kind of highlights everything that is wrong with hip-hop and wraps it into an annoyingly catchy tune.
Why it will get you removed from a party: you will tell one of the female party-goers that she has “dumps like truck, truck, truck”
2) Summer Girls – LFO
Now, many consider this song to be truly terrible but I love it and will always sing it at the top of my lungs. One reason why it may cause your friends and loved ones to turn against you is because it reminds us constantly over a four minute period that LFO doesn’t like Chinese food. It’s also shamelessly cheesy, but if you ask me, that’s part of the fun *starts singing aggressively*
Why it will get you removed from a party: You will never stop singing it again.
3) Gangnam Style – PSY
We can all agree that if we here this song one more time, we will not be responsible for our actions.
Why it will get you removed from a party: Because we JUST got it out of our heads!
4) Party All Night – Mytown
Before there was The Script, there was Mytown. Back in the day two members of the currently popular Brit pop band were in Mytown, the not so popular predecessor to One Direction (fans of The Script, you must never let them forget about these sparkly track suits).
Why it will get you removed from a party: I don’t know about you, but those dance moves are just too amazing to resist trying. (fun fact: six-year-old me was IN LOVE with Danny)
5) Whip My Hair – Willow Smith
As much as I love this song and what it stands for, Willow repeating the fact that she whips her hair back and forth is dead annoying. I can usually only listen to about a minute of the song before exasperatedly whipping out my headphones and having a good cry for fear I will never get her voice out of my head.
Why it will get you removed from a party: You whip your hair too hard and end up taking an eye out.
6) The Hamster Dance – Hampton the Hamster
The bane of elementary school dances everywhere, this song really took off when it landed a spot on one of YTV’s Big Fun Party Mix albums. Co-produced by Satan (I’m not 100% sure on that, but come on), this is one of the top ten most irritating things you will ever experience in your life.
Why it will get you removed from a party: Every guest’s ears will immediately start to bleed.
7) Barbie Girl – Aqua
Full disclosure: I love this song. But when I took a poll (read: I asked my mom) of songs that are annoying and this is the only one that came up (my mom apparently was not a fan of my childhood Aqua phase). However, this song and the Aquarium album it originates from will always hold a special place in my heart.
Why it will get you removed from a party: apparently people hate this song lol #Aqua4Lyfe
8) Moves Like Jagger – Maroon 5
Sorry (but not sorry) Maroon 5 fans, but this song was one of my top reasons for depression in 2012. The only positive thing I can say about it is that it helped me to get out of bed in the morning because I cannot stand to be in the room while it was playing. I don’t know if it’s the whistling, the overexposure, or the frankly ridiculous claim that Adam Levine is anything like Mick Jagger, but this song is a definite “PLEASE DON’T” in my books.
Why it will get you removed from a party: I will physically remove you if you are responsible for the playing of this song.
9) Friday – Rebecca Black
I saved the best for last.
If you don’t remember this internet phenomenon from a few years ago than you are a blessed and lucky individual. I think this may be the only song in history to be universally hated, and for good reason. Black’s parent’s paid for her to make this awkward video and song.
My personal favourite part is the “friend” on Rebecca’s right dancing in the car and the lyric “fun fun fun fun.”
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